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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
tyleroakley
  • *hears noises at night*: well this is it this is the end for me I had a good life
  • *gets shampoo in my eyes*: I guess I'm blind now how am I ever going to see my first born child
  • *heart is beating fast*: I think I am having a heart attack is this what cardiac arrest is
  • *a cop walks by*: here I go about to get arrested I probably murdered someone
  • *taking a test*: don't take your eyes off of this paper you will get caught cheating and get kicked out of school and amount to nothing
  • *gets a sunburn*: great now I have skin cancer how will I tell my parents
jesusisaburrito
pizzaforpresident

petition to rename the usa ‘south canada’

mellowminty

what about alaska

are we then normal canada

wasereborworthit

canada a bit to the left

zillystring

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moniker-padacklyte


What about South America? Is that just America? Or South South Canada?

winchesterwolves

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madamedepompador

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iwantfitbody

i cried my ass of laughing

bunnyinafez

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suklaaaa

WARM CANADA

i caN’T BREATHE OH MY GOD

hypno-angex

I’m not even from Canada but I approve this change of names

pebbles5ever

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sigmatique

M ILKY E H

allnaturaltrashfruit

IT HAS RETURNED

gigglygamer

FOUND IT

danandphan

IT IS AN HONOUR TO HAVE THIS GRACE MY DASH

danandphan

reblogging from myself bc i found this when scrolling through my blog

not-used-to-being-normal

Reblogging again because this is too god for not reblog

tyrannosarcophagous

this is one of the few posts you have to reblog or else you’ll never see it in a million years besides screenshots

tyleroakley
8hy

there are too many versions of me in the universe! the girl i bumped into but didn’t stop to say sorry to has a version of me in her mind. the guy i let borrow my homework has another version of me in his. even my friends, my family, and everyone i’ve ever met in my life has their own version of me in their minds that i’m not even aware of

joshpeck

you put it into words

futuristicjungle

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